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Crack Your Skull!

The budding songsmith has combined the tradition of children’s songs with the lurid interests of 5 year old boys. If you’re happy and you know it crack your skull. (Crack, Crack) x3 If you’re happy and you know it, then your face should surely know it If you’re happy and you know it crack your [...]

Termomos Vs The Octorok!

Max fights the octorok with his termomos. The octorok is a baddie from the Zelda video games, but the termomos is Max’s creation.

Town-o!

Max has discovered folk music. Dad hopes it is a passing phase.

The Flip

Here’s how dad gets Max onto his shoulders.

Coinage: Wistified

Wistify: To wrap a blanket around your belly and twist around in bed. Zeppo and I are wistified. Illustration from There is no Bok Choy.

Walking to The Quaternary

The periods of the geologic time scale are fascinating, it seems, and Max enjoys relating facts about them, although this observation, in reference to a picture illustrating some of the important periods, was also a bit poetic: He’s walking to the Quaternary In the picture, a human is incorrectly shown in the Tertiary period. Humans [...]

The Minotaur and the Plunger

Could you plunger up the alarming creatures? We think this has something to do with mythical creatures and dinosaurs fighting. Max frequently talks about “using defense” while holding his thumbs out with closed fists. The thumbs are a reference to Iguanodon, an ornithopod with prominent spikes for thumbs. He is also very interested in the [...]

Yer Clogging the Pipes

Hey Grumpy, get your feet off the Internet. His parents have absolutely no idea what this means.

Max On Climate Change

Max explores our options for climate engineering. If you put a blizzard inside a drought it would be cold and would rain. I suppose that is true. Should we suggest it to NOAA?

If it ever snows in San Diego…

After reading a little book about rescue dogs, Max says: If Beatrix-o is ever in an avalanche, I will rescue her. I’ll get her out by her onesie using a sycamore branch.