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Monthly Archives: August 2009

Yer Clogging the Pipes

Hey Grumpy, get your feet off the Internet. His parents have absolutely no idea what this means.

Max On Climate Change

Max explores our options for climate engineering. If you put a blizzard inside a drought it would be cold and would rain. I suppose that is true. Should we suggest it to NOAA?

If it ever snows in San Diego…

After reading a little book about rescue dogs, Max says: If Beatrix-o is ever in an avalanche, I will rescue her. I’ll get her out by her onesie using a sycamore branch.

Bald Headed Baby

Bald Headed Baby doesn’t say “Waaah.” He says “Where’s my treat?” Bald Headed Baby is Max’s favorite 10th century B.C. clay Olmec figurine. Yes, his parent are also baffled. We guess he just likes babies. To further explain, Max adds: I like the bald headed baby. He’s a Meso-American baby.

Spinal Tap

Max’s question of the day: Do out-vertebrates have backbones?