That’s a big poop, like a banana or a sausage. It came out of my rectum Max has a very nerdy relationship to his body. He doesn’t get boo-boos: he gets abrasions over his humerus; The itsy-bitsy spider is an arachnid on his epidermis; eating ice cream results in “I have dry ice on my [...]
Monthly Archives: February 2009
The Smallest Bone
Monday, February 9, 2009
Max: I’m full of vibrations! Dad: Max, where are your vibrations? Max: In my stapes bone! His father doesn’t know what a stapes bone is, either. Ok. He does know what it is, but was taking a break from being an arrogant, prideful bastard.
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